Epic Weapons, known widely for its production of video game weapon replicas, recently announced that a life-size recreation of the Saints Row: The Third Penetrator will be going on sale February 10th, just in time for Valentine’s Day.
For those who are unfamiliar, the Penetrator is a giant purple dildo that functions as a melee weapon. Arguably one of the best weapons in the game, it can explode a car (amongst other things) in just five or six strikes or thrusts. The Penetrator’s total length is a whopping three feet. The hilt is approximately seven inches, the shaft about twenty-eight, and the head is about two. The total girth is approximately three inches. Those interested in giving their man or lady a “little” something special this Valentine’s Day should act fast; the Penetrator is limited to 669 models at the very acceptable price of $69.99 USD.
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